The worst thing about Parties is the groups of people who go to them. I was at a 4th of July one this past weekend, fortunately, alcohol was not involved (as the dynamic of the group changes and gets MUCH worse when it is).

My main problem with parties is that certain people, mostly the desperate, single ones, tend to stand out, while the interesting people are always too shy to come out of their bubble. It sucks.

Take these girls at the party. They had all just broken up with someone, and so it was very much ‘OMG, Men suck! Woohoo! Girl power, bitches!! woo!’ Meh. I hate those kind of people, especially since at the exact same time, they were all desperately chasing after all the single guys in the room. I wanted to scream and tell them that there is more to life than being in a relationship. Especially since these types of girls are usually wildly unnattractive with tons of makeup of jiggly blobs of fat in all the wrong places.

Fuck it. I like the shy, quiet people who don’t try to be the life of the party. Which is why parties in general suck. Those people are confined to a corner while the desperate girls do keg stands or try to feel you up in the pool(true story).

On second thought, maybe alcohol would have made things better…