May 16, 2009
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Top Ten Reasons for a Guy to watch High School Musical
In keeping with the ‘make a list to be popular’ theme…
Top 10 reasons for a Straight guy to watch High School Musical
10. You are under 13 and haven’t discovered how to play with your Johnson yet
9. You are MST3King that motherfucker
8. Your Parents/Dog/Sibling/Spouse/etc., just divorced/died/confessed their love for you/confessed their love for best friend and you need to prove to yourself that there are worse things that can happen – namely, High School Musical.
7. There’s free food/beer
6. You’re that dude who got his penis chopped off by his ex-Girlfriend
5. You recently had a sex-change operation and are having trouble knowing what to do with your new found junk.
4. You were lost at sea for several years and forgot what good cinema is like, so you walk into a video store and ask what’s popular. After being handed a copy of HSM 1,2, or 3, you proceed to watch it. Then, you jump out a window in a bathtub with a plugged in toaster in it, while stabbing your eyes with a fork.
3. To yell ‘fuck you!’ every time Zach Effron gets on screen
2. It was already playing when you and your hot girlfriend burst into the lounge area in your college dorm, and if you stop to turn it off, she’ll notice you have a tiny peener and laugh and tell everyone and then you’ll never get laid again
1. The hot girl that you have been trying to bed for months is into it, and the only way to get into her pants is to watch it and tell her you loved it and sing the songs and maybe dress up like Vanessa Hudgens.
Any viewings for reasons other than these 10 reasons will result in the following:
First violation: Mancards revoked
Second Violation: Get punched in the balls
Third Violation: Get punched in the balls AND get uninvited from Poker/Beer/Pool/Basketball/insertmanlyactivityhere night
Subsequent violations: Death
Comments (9)
haha. I never really got why it was so popular.
I dont get nyumber 9, but every other ome I could relate to.
haha, this is really funny! I’ve never watched any of them.
but my little brother does, and everyone else around here.
I don’t see the big deal.
whoa, there’s free food and beer? that’s the only reason i’d ever watch any of those. and even then, it would depend on the food and the beer. ha. STANDARDS.
ryc: thanks. i really appreciate that. perhaps i’m trying to take my blog in a new direction. who knows.
These are great. Personally I think there should be a similar list for women. Basically no one should ever watch any of those movies. I’ve completely avoided them all except for clips which were even to much for me to take.
You forgot the 11th reason a straight guy would watch high school musical: he’s in prison and the warden constantly plays high school musical to torture his prisoners.
7 & 3 FTW. ;D
I loved this so much. xD
10 is kinda pushing it a bit. Even kids under 13 shouldn’t be watching these!
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