February 28, 2009
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Drama
And now it’s time for me to once again throw some common sense into the ring here.
If you seriously are spending your time whining, crying, bitching, moaning, complaining, hating, yelling, railing about successful Xangans, you obviously have a tiny e-peener. Now, my e-peener is big. And fluffy. Like a jumbo-sized batch of cotton candy. Mmm mmm good.
Now, to those successful Xangans who keep talking about the people who are whining, crying, bitching, moaning, complaining, hating, yelling, railing about you…I have one question.
SERIOUSLY???
You run a successful Xanga website. Your e-peener should already be big and fluffy. Much like mine. You don’t need to rally your troops behind you every time someone has a problem with you. In fact, the bbbest option for everyone involved is for you to just ignore it. I enjoy your posts. I enjoy your actual posts. And when you spend your time on Xanga posting about people who dislike you, it takes time away from your good posts. Not everyone is going to like you, and everyone knows that the only reason haters hate is because they want attention. You are giving it to them. The internet + anonymity + idiot = asshole. The internet + anonymity + idiot + attention = asshole who will never quit bothering you. If you want to respond in a rational way to accusations they’ve made against you, fine. But ZOMG LET’S GET NUKE THE BASTARDS!!! is not a proper way to respond. You don’t need to rally your base. They already like you, otherwise, they wouldn’t be subscribed to you.
Back to the hate people. Yes, I realize that I am being slightly hypocritical in this post by making a post about haters. But trust me, as discussed previously, I have a big e-peener. I can handle it.
I like Xanga. But for realz, you people can be like a bunch of 14 year olds sometimes. But then again, the internet tends to make people like that. All I’ve gotten for the past 3 or so days from many of the good Xangans is anti-hate posts. Frankly, I don’t give a shit about haters. I do, however, give a shit if I don’t get to read a decent post from Xangans that I like. It makes me sad. Plus, it makes my e-peener shrink.
So please, for the sake of my e-peener…ignore the haters.
Comments (11)
Wait. moi?
Yes Ma’am!
@huginn - Actually no, not you. I thought your latest post was funny.
@SnippiesBlog - <—- dude. Don’t make me write a post hating on you.
Thanks for the mini though.
I likey! Good points, made well, and in an entertaining way…
go ahead. everyone else has.
I heard you have gonorrhea.
That’s what people at my high school said to basically destroy a person. That they had gonorrhea. Never herpes, never syphilis. Gonorrhea.
Also, the built-in spell- check thing in OSX saves my life when I want to talk about sexually transmitted diseases.
Sorry about this. I’m a bit drunk.
I like it though, the whole drama thing. I find it to be quite funny. Everyone thinks they’re more important than they are. What’s funnier than watching people bitch and moan about other people who are bitching and moaning?
Hate all this drama.
just joined, didn’t receive my e-peener, who should I speak to? I would prefer the non-fluffy cotton candy size, I want a short fat squishy one like the balls you squeeze when giving blood.
I love it!
@awwwwwwberry - agreed with awwwwwwwberry
less whining and more great posts please