March 17, 2009

• Dear Miss Amina…

  Hi,My name is Amina from Sudan, i am new to this site.
  Your profile interests and i would like to get to know you much better.
  I am a pretty african lady who is searching for an honest foreign partner who will help me and come to your country and invest.
  Please do write and tell me about yourself?
  My private e-mail address is ( amina1_khalifa@yahoo.com )
  Thank you once again and i will tell you more about my plan to come and invest in your country when i receive your reply.
  With all my love,
  Amina.

  Dear Amina from Sudan:

  If by profile, you mean penis, then I am quite flattered. Thankyou. Although, I must admit, your vagina certainly interests me, and I would be glad to help you ‘come’ anywhere you like. I am very interested in ‘investing’ in you, as long as ‘investing in you’ means sticking my penis in your vagina.

  About me: I’m a young, sexually proficient young man with questionable motives. My diet consists almost entirely of Spaghetti-O’s and Cheese Whiz. On Mondays and Thursdays I audit the local colleges biology classes, trolling the schools for freshman girls who are sexually unaware, and need me to awaken their fire. This obviously leads to some trouble once I break their hearts(I suffer from a psychological condition where I am only attracted to virgins). So in addition to a sexual partner(assuming you’re a virgin), I am also looking for a full-time bodyguard to ward off these attempts on my life.

  Once again, I would love to hear more about your plan to ‘come.’ If you own a webcam, you can set it up and show me your armpits (I like to hump them. Whether the girl is a virgin or not in these circumstances is irrelevant). Would you be ok with shaving them in the shape of a beer bottle? I have this fantasy with armpits and beer…ooh, don’t get me started!)

  I wish you all the best, Amina from Sudan. Write back soon!

  With all my love and a slightly exaggerated penis size,
  Rob

  I swear, if I keep getting these, they could take care of my blog posts from here to the end of the internet.

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